Rhymes for twitter promotions

To gain knowledge that glitters
Get on to our feed on twitter

Keep in touch, don't become a fritter
Get updates of all sorts up on twitter

Follow us on twitter
And never again be bitter (Keep in touch for all library news)

Become a big hitter: follow us on twitter.

Dance a sort of jitter bug by giving us a twitter hug.

Why have hummus and pitta when you could be following us on twitter?

Don't be a quitter: follow us on twitter.

Ooooh, missed another sitter?
Should have been following us on twitter

Even on the shitter you can follow us on twitter (cannae take the credit for this one, though)

Hear all the library titters by following us on twitter.