Tuesday 5 February 2013

Goblins can be a nuisance

Goblins everywhere,
Goblins in your hair!
Busy making nests
Deep within your chest.
Creating lice and nit farms
Upon your legs and arms.
Mining for green bogies,
Right at the top of your nosey.

Goblins can be a nuisance,
When goblins show their puissance.
When they lord it over the weak
And turn them into Goblin Peak.
Fear not, though, I know the secret
To make them more than just discrete:
To get rid of Goblins, vicious or wild,
Spray them with any sauce that's stronger than mild.

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