Jack Frost, first portent of winter (A song)

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, is lying on the lawn,

Jack Frost, sleepy and tired, he lets out a yawn,

Come Jack, and sleep on our ground, we say,

Come Jack, we’ll have you round, we do say,

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, is over to stay.

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, is sign’ling our doom,

Jack Frost, creeping and sleeping, is lyin’ in our room,

There Jack freezes our bed, it grows cold,

There Jack fucks with our heads, they go cold,

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, makes our love old.

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, he nips at my toes,

Jack Frost, smiling and laughing, he watches you go,

No Jack, don’t watch me barefoot on the drive,

Go Jack, please leave me alone on the drive,

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, on this he thrives.

Fuck you, Jack, I’ll wait for the spring,

Fuck you, Jack, you’ll hear laughter ring,

I’ll lay on my lawn with the daffodils,

Breathe new love and take my fill,

Fuck you, old Jack, I will find me a fling.

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, he can’t touch me now,

Jack Frost, crying in sunshine, I’m taking a bow,

No Jack, I tell you, you’ll not breach our door,

No Jack, you see now, we’ve locked the door,

Jack Frost, first portent of winter, we’ve got the floor.