There be dragons

Dragons we saw, dragons there be.
When dragons are circling,
From dragons we flee.

Dragons o’er cliffs, dragons o’er sea.
These dragons swoop down,
And will ruin more than your tea.

So stay away my friend,
Keep away from those lands,
So stay away my friend,
Or they will cause your end.

A problem for a pilot before the Battle for Gray’s Inn and West Smyth Fields

I tried to placate him with food,

I tried to placate him with words:

I tried desperately to alter his mood

And go out to face Underearth birds.

But it’s hard to be in charge,

Of a creature so incredibly large.

It is one almighty feat

To get his wings to beat

And take on the incoming hordes,

Taking one big piece from the board.

So when a giant mead-filled flagon

Won’t do it, you just have to say,

In a downtrodden, sigh-ridden way:

“That’s the risk when using dragons”.

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The dragons were meant to protect the city, but at their job they were shitty. 

So when the bigger ones were driven, in shame, home, the smaller were set on the border in stone.