Tabloid journalists are the bankers of the press

My oh my!
How the fourth estate can bombinate!
So much guff in the form of rebuffs,
Tits only the beginning of beliefs sexist,
Plus suspicion presented as intuition
Leading to the sort of hate that can only instigate
Or breed into bruises and bleeding.

Line the gutter with these fuckers!
Pulp and burn and feed to worms!
Consign them all to the bin,
We cannot let these bastards win
In destroying our society -
Let us make them entirely history!

Please-
Only present us with news that's news,
Not celebrity gossip and leering views;
Do not kick up sand,
Do not incite the land:
Bring us together,
Bring peace forever
Or leave us forever in peace.