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Its horns turning independently
Frightened me as moving alternately
But in the end I had to hail
The magnificent mysterious yale! 

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A couple of times, I've used Stephen Fry's Word of the Day in rhymes - one of which...

Stephen Fry ‏@stephenfry:

Today's word is loin. Loin. That's loin. Try and use it to the next person you speak to. Loin. Loin.

James Atkinson ‏@JamesAtkinson81:

Loin, loin, loin, how I like to join, join, join you to another:arms reaching round the waists, eyes meeting, face to face:joy with a lover.

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To go before and kowtow may help to plough 

A neat furrow to lie in and enjoy your grovelled share.

But it’s filled deeply with behaviour that’s sheeply: 

Why don’t you stop your din and just grow a pair.

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Cook's tour, four to the floor:Seen so much, but ne'er a touch:From afar, nowt's a star:By hook, he's a crook:Need rest, take me to nest? 

or

Cook's tour went at four to the floor/We saw so much but never got in touch/With a single thing, so disappointing/From afar nothing's a star.

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Carping on about his derring-do and its lack of award, he was most loquacious. 

This cockalorum made him picaresque to us and we wanted to rip off both tragus!

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He thought himself nebbish, constantly socially rubbish. He dreamed of being Percy Bysshe: speaking smooth and silkish-not like a wet fish.

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Such a knee jerk./And a work shirk./Would dearly love to him out./Ne'er again see that pout.

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The dragons were meant to protect the city, but at their job they were shitty. 

So when the bigger ones were driven, in shame, home, the smaller were set on the border in stone.

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Tub-thumper:enthusiastic humper of your mind,

sower of seeds or repeller, 

(s)he'll try to find in you a fellow 

ripe to join the bellow.